February 2012
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January 2012
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THIS SCENE FROM KICKBOXER. THIS SCENE. →
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The Iphone is a bit, right?
A vast conspiracy? I’m being punked? Fuck the IPHONE. 
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Coke Talk: Coke Talk Predictions for 2012 →
coketalk: • Hugh Hefner will renew his contract with Satan. • A cast member from Jersey Shore will be permanently disfigured during cosmetic surgery. No one will notice. • The iPad 3 with Siri will be released in March. Siri will learn at a geometric rate, becoming self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time,…
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December 2011
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Chris Kelly: 2011 In Review: My Fake Favorites In... →
chriskelly: FAVORITE MUSIC: Thistle - You have to listen to Thistle. It’s two identical twin brothers who live in the woods, and each morning, they chop down a single tree, whittle two ukeleles from it, then record a song inspired by that particular wood. Their music is haunting. Lady Slit - She…
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My annual year end list of things I didn't...
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My Feature Script Made the 2011 Black List →
chriscantwell: Number 16: THE KNOLL.  Congrats Chris and Chris!
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WatchWatch
New Summer of Tears video on front page of Funny Or Die today. This is also the most personal thing I’ve ever done.  Produced by Justin Seidner. 
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ListenI conducted a fake walking tour of Hollywood for...
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November 2011
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MollsSheWrote: letter to my younger self →
Molly gives me credit for nothing. That being said, she is one of my favorite writers right now.  molls: Last night I did the HelloGiggles Live show at the UCB. The the theme was “Letters to My Younger Self”, based off the column by Ingrid Haas. If you came out last night, thank you. I’m woke up sick Saturday morning and I felt super gross, but I still had fun being there and reading this...
Nov 28th
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10 Full Minutes Of Divas Dissing Other Divas →
molls: via jezebel
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Nov 24th
Naked Truth: New Sitcoms Are Reruns →
A few weeks ago I wrote a half assed piece about comedy needing to get some new moves. Today Mr. Genzlinger does a much better job at capturing my frustration and boredom with current television comedy. Should have just waited till this article came out. Bravo, sir.  New girls, broke girls, dumb dads, clueless bosses: everything old is new again in a supposed comeback season for sitcoms.
Nov 24th
Happy Thanksgiving!
Snuggle up with someone you love and watch this wonderful video for Thanksgiving…. Please watch the entire thing. Love, your pal, Todd.
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Fuck your fucking yoga pictures you fucking...
I get it. You’re unsuccessful and unhappy and clinging to the one thing you have control over: The way you look doing yoga in great light. Look, we’ve all double downed on exercise to feel good about ourselves but posting pictures of yourself in some twisted yoga pose is just bragging. And at the end of the day if you’re bragging about yoga then you’re retardedly missing...
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